What Would Brian Boitano Do... Final

The Fighting Banana Slugs looked on at hideous aberrant… it wasn’t part of an army or something, likely just a creature that had been wandering to close to their camp, still it was big and powerful and none were keen to engage it. The time of hero’s had come to an end, the greats were dropping like fly’s and the man power in the army was falling even faster. The Captain looked down the line shaking his head, wondering if he ordered the Slugs to attack would they even heed his command, that’s when the first voice started up, a Bard who had tacked onto their unit that day by happenstance

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“What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now?
He’d make a plan and he’d follow through
That’s what Brian Boitano do”

The words sang across the line, the men looked back and forth as the bard moved in front of the line, singing to them and trying to plead his case through song

“When When Brian Boitano was in the Sheilds
Fightin for our Gold
He slew two daemons and a devil
While wearing a blindfold”

“When Brian Boitano was in the woods
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maiden’s fair”
“So what would Brian Boitano do
If were here today?
I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two
That’s what Brian Boitano do”
The men began nodding to one another as the harmony wove into their very being, they were the Fightin Banana Slugs, they were where Boitano came from, if they forged a hero such as him, why not another?

“…And when Brian Boitano built
The Walls, he beat up Kubla Kahn
‘Cause Brian Boitano doesn’t
Take shit from anybody…”

The bard continued knowing the men were in the throws of his song now

“So let’s get all the kids together
And unite to stop this thing
And we’ll save Dwarven Stronghold too
‘Cause that’s what Brian Boitano do
And we’ll save the Dwarven Stronghold too
‘Cause that’s what Brian Boitano do
‘Cause that’s what Brian Boitano do!”

The captain didn’t wait

“CHARGE!” not a man waivered as once more the Fightin’ Banana Slugs roared into combat, heaven help those who’d wronged them



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